Another LONG meme taken from yet again. She's been very quiz happy lately, and this one looked kinda fun.

(001) Your gender: Female
(002) Sexual orientation: I prefer the term pansexual.
(003) Single? No
(004) Do you want to be? I love my Marten very much, so no!
(005) Your birthday: December 3, 1981
(006) Age you wish you were: I'm fine with my age now. I do wish I could freeze the aging process right now, though.
(007) Your height: 5'1"
(008) The color of your eyes: green
(009) The color of your hair: Dark blonde, my natural color.
(010) Piercings: None. Had a pierced nipple once, but my nipple ended up rejecting the ring.
(011) Tattoos: None yet, but I want some!

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? No!
(013) Do drugs? The occasional cannabis and absinthe, yes please.
(014) Read the newspaper? Sometimes, in the break room at work.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? I don't IM much these days.
(017) Take walks in the rain? I love to as long as there's no lightning! *cower*
(018) Drive? Yes.
(019) Like to drive fast? I guess I do, because I do it.
(020) Hurt yourself? Nah.

HAVE YOU EVER

(021) Been out of the country? Briefly went into Mexico, and went to Puerto Rico, but that doesn't count. Common wealth.
(022) Been in love? I am now.
(023) Done drugs? Everyone's done drugs. Caffeine anyone? It's a mind-altering substance, you know. But yes. I judge each drug individually. No kneejerk "drugs are bad" reactions from me.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? I love skinny dipping. ONLY way to swim! Certainly the comfiest way to swim.
(025) Had any type of surgery? I've had oral surgery and I've had a benign breast lump removed.
(026) Ran away from home? Nope.
(027) Played strip poker? No, but I've played strip Uno.
(028) Gotten beaten up? No.
(029) Been picked on? Oh yes. Worst of it was in the fifth grade.
(030) Been on stage? Yep, several times over my life for different reasons.
(031) Slept outdoors? Yep. Camping is wonderful if it's not too hot.
(032) Thought about suicide? No. No depression ever got me that low.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? A few times. I need my sleep, so it's rare.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Just under two days.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes. Mostly with my husband when he was my boyfriend, but once or twice with other friends.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Indeed!
(037) Slept all day? Not since summers when I was a teenager.
(038) Killed someone? I can't even stand to kill spiders and wasps!
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope!
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Nope. That's not me. I at LEAST have to be acquainted with you!
(042) Kissed the same sex? Many times.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Yes.
(044) Been betrayed? No, not really. Nothing life shattering anyway.
(045) Broken the law? Yes. But nothing TOO bad, you know. I'm pretty sure fellatio is still illegal in my state. ::
(046) Met a famous person? I've met Bruce Campbell and Toby Hooper off the top of my head.
(047) Been on radio/TV? TV, yes, radio, no. Nothing big, just me in a crowd shot at school or something.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? No. Smelly, claustrophobic chaos!!!
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Not really.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nah. We offer each other a bit of constructive criticism on occasion, but open communication is a huge thing for us.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Recurring themes mostly, such as trying to protect little animals from danger.


APPAREL

(052) Shoe brand: Hell if I know. All that mattered was that they fit.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Navy blue shirts and khaki pants. When I quit Wal-Mart, I'm never wearing that combo ever again!
(054) Wear hats? Sometimes. Don't make a habit of it.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Hell no. I try not to judge anyone at all period, but if I must, I usually go by character.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? I wear a light face powder in the summer to keep my face from being so shiny and sweaty.
(057) Favorite place to shop: Amazon.com.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: This hot little dressy man-hat I bought, but have yet to wear out.
(059) Are you trendy: Hardly.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

(060) Life on other planets: Of course! The universe is so utterly enormous. How could anyone possibly think that we're the only conscious beings in the entire cosmos????
(061) Miracles? Life itself is such a miracle.
(062) Astrology? *shrug* It's fun and interesting, but "believe" isn't the right word.
(063) Magic? Not in the traditional sense, so no, I guess. But if I'm gonna wax poetic, I would say that all of existence is magic.
(064) God? I'm largely agnostic about the issue. I don't think it's as simple as "God" and "Satan". I think there may be something large and all-encompassing going on and we're all a part of it along with every other living entity in the cosmos, but I have my doubts that any of us could possibly truly understand it. I sure don't believe in some bearded old white man up on a cloud.
(065) Satan? Not in the literal sense. See above.
(066) Santa? One could argue that Santa is the spirit of giving, and that when my mom was sneaking around and making like Santa, she really was Santa.
(067) Ghosts? I don't know. I'm fascinated by them, though. And scared to death of them in movies! O_O
(068) Luck? I don't know.
(069) Love at first sight? Lust and/or infatuation at first sight in most cases. Love at first sight in the case of gazing upon your newborn baby (or kitten or puppy) for the first time. So I suppose my answer is yes.
(070) Yin and Yang? It's all about balance, yo.
(071) Witches? Well, I know there are people who THINK they are witches. Maybe they are. Hell if I know.
(072) Easter bunny? See my answer for Santa.
(073) Fidelity? Yes.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Not in the literal sense. All of this is metaphorical you realize!


LOVE

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? Nope. Best word in the world.
(076) Do you remember your first love? I don't remember his name, but I was only four, so not a big surprise there.
(077) Still love him/her? Fuzzy feelings of fondness. I was FOUR.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Never has been for me.
(079) What do you find romantic? Comfortable silences, long philosophical discussions in the darkness late into the night.
(080) Turn-on: Many, many, many things. I've got a full list on my Livejournal with long elaborations. Here's a shortened version of it. Beautiful hands, aliens, questionable consent, strange or elaborate clothing, anthropomorphic animals, androgyny, age difference, unique voices, insanity, angels and demons, bisexuality and pansexuality, articulate talkers, and transgender roleplay. And if we're talking just plain old real life, the things that turn me on most are intelligence, kindness, a sharp sense of humor, and a slight sadistic streak.
(081) Turn-off: Shallowness, ignorance, and many many traits that much of the population has, sadly.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? I don't know if anyone would answer yes to this, but OF COURSE NOT. Personality is sexy, ya know? That goes for the ladies and the gentlemen.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Never even think about it. Everyone should ask everyone out and not waste their time worrying about such a thing.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Physically unattractive by whose standards? Physical attractiveness is an arbitrary thing. One person might find someone hot that another person wouldn't. But yes, I have been hot and bothered by people that do not fit the conventional standards of beauty, but the conventional standards are BORING to me!
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I know that some of them do.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? Friendship bread!
(087) Are you in love? I am.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(088) That made you laugh? My husband Marten. He makes me laugh all the time.
(089) That laughed at you? Again, Marten.
(090) That turned you on? Vladimir Nabokov. I was reading 'Lolita' last night. You should SEE this man's prose!
(091) You went shopping with? Grocery shopping with da husband.
(092) To disappoint you? The folks at Caption Colorado for not hiring me yet!!!!
(093) To ask you out? It's been a long time. I can't remember.
(094) To make you cry? The lady who wrote the poem "Do Not Stand at my Grave and Weep". So beautiful!!!
(095) To brighten up your day? My cat, Figment.
(096) That you thought about? Probably Marten. We've been reclusive lately.
(097) You saw a movie with? Marten, naturally.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Marten, again! But before him, Mom.
(099) You talked to through IM? Meg, I think It's been a LOOOOONG time.
(100) You saw? Marten.
(101) You turned down? I can't remember.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(104) Smiled? I'm always smiling.
(105) Laughed? This morning, at my cats.
(106) Cried? Last night while listening to my new Libera album. So beautiful.
(107) Bought something? Pizza for lunch!
(108) Danced? This morning.
(109) Were sarcastic? Probably today.
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Today. Kissed and hugged my husband and two cats.
(111) Talked to an enemy? I don't think I have any.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Pretty recently. I have tons of favorites, though.
(113) Talked on the phone? Sunday night.
(114) Listened to the radio? In the car this afternoon while driving to the lake to swim. Classical station.
(115) Watched TV? Today. I watch and caption the news everyday for practice until I can get hired.
(116) Went out? Today. Swimming.
(117) Helped someone? Sunday at work.
(118) Sang? Right now. I'm always singing.

119) Said "I love you"? Say it all the time to everyone in my house. Cats and husband.
(120) Got drunk? Been a month or so, I'd say. And I wasn't really drunk, just a wee bit tipsy.

I'll probably X-post this to my LJ just for the heck of it.

Well, here's a little something lifted from the lovely *bringonthethunder that I thought I'd do while getting ready for bed. Helps me relax, you know.

RULES:

1) Answer honestly of course, and please give a reason why you chose what you did. It makes it more interesting to read!

2) You must tag at least one person at the end of the quiz (yeah right, but I do like tagging people)

3) If you can think of another question, add it on! <3 Add to the fun! But give yourself credit and leave your username before the number!

Lets begin!

1- If you were a song, what song would you be?

At this moment, I would be "Stay with Me" by Libera if for no other reason than it has eaten my soul. I listen to it at least twice a day right now. O_O Here it be:
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2- If you were a fruit, what would you be?

Pomegranate! Eating me would be like putting together (or slowly taking apart) a puzzle, and your reward would be healthy, juicy, delicious, high fiber seeds. It's a pain to get to those seeds, but they're worth the trouble in the end. Who am I kidding? It's just my favorite fruit!

3- If you were a cartoon charecter, who would you be?

Noodle from Gorillaz. She's just too good to be true, and yet somehow still likable! Androgynous, attractive, wise beyond her years (hell, she's wise beyond almost ANYONE'S years!), a musical genius, and surrounded by her attractive older band mates who all adore her. I can't decide whether I'd rather be her or be WITH her. XD

4- If you were an anime charecter, who would you be?

Ranma from 'Ranma 1/2'. Oh, to be able to change my gender at will!!!! Unlike him, I would relish it!

5- If you were a singer, who would you be?

Bjork, most definitely. If I could sing as well as she, I could see myself channeling my creative energies in a similar fashion.

6- If you were an animal, what would you be?

Bottlenose dolphin. They seem to live to have a good time, they're intelligent and good-natured, they're pescetarians (they eat fish), and they can easily defend themselves from the few predators that do hunt them. A close second choice would be any type of bird just so I could fly. Reason enough, that.

7- If you were a toy, what would you be?

I would be the ratty old heirloom toy, whatever it may be, because that would be the toy the child loved most, and always would love the most in the long run. ^_^ Like the velveteen rabbit.

8- If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?

*laugh* A toaster, 'cause just a few minutes inside me would make you toasty, warm, and delicious.

9- If you were a plant, what would you be?

A giant redwood tree living all through the ages of earth, perpetually striving toward the heavens, and housing generation upon generation of little lives in my lofty branches.

10- If you were junk food, what would you be?

An In N Out hamburger. The best o' the best junk food and worth every fatty calorie I would impart.

11- If you were a color, what would you be?

My favorite color is blue-violet, but I see myself actually being something the color of a sun-dappled forest. Warm and green.

12- If you were a gem stone, what would you be?

A diamond (preferably a blue one, 'cause I love blue). Who wouldn't want to be one of the strongest elements in existence? And they're beautiful to boot!

13- If you were a DA emote, what would you be?



14- If you were someone you're not, who would you be?

Hayao Miyazaki. Yeah. ^_^ Or maybe Clive Barker. These people have a creative output that has moved me more than anyone else in the world. I'd feel much better about me if I myself was actually responsible for those creations.

15- If you were a musical instrument, what would you be?

Oboe. It's impossible to make an oboe sound wicked. I would like to see someone try. I think it's the loveliest instrument in existence. Plus, they always do best as soloists.

16- If you were a country, what would you be?

Iceland, one of the loveliest, happiest little countries on the planet!

17- If you were a weapon, what would you be?

A tranquilizer gun. I wouldn't want to be any weapon that could kill or cause permanent damage.

18- If you were a period in history, what would you be?

Ancient Greece. Clean, peaceful, artistic, philosophical, and precociously enlightened. Not quite sure how that ended up going wrong, but something tells me I can blame the Romans. XD

19- If you were any element, what would it be?

Water. The mother element of all life as we know it. Volatile, nurturing, endlessly deep, ever changing...

20- If you were a candy, what would it be?

The darkest dark chocolate. I wanna be able to give people a buzz that feels like a mild dose of cocaine. *laugh* Plus, I'd be really good for people AND make them feel really good at the same time. Some might even think I TASTE good, too!

And thats the end!

Last week, I impulsively dug out the acrylics and started assaulting this poor, defenseless little canvas I happened to have left over from some previous painting efforts.

I'm rather pleased with the results I got. Very abstract and experimental with style. The only way I can post it is by taking a photograph of it because I'm certain it won't work if I try to scan it.

I really should get to that. I haven't added anything to this account for ages. I've mostly been a collector and admirer of other people's work here.

Asked of me by =idolhands


1) Full name?
My first name is Luisa. My middle name is Danielle. That's all I feel comfy disclosing in a public place on the internet.

2) Male/Female?
Female.

3) Were you named after anyone?
I was named for my great grandmother Louise. My mother wanted my name to have a hispanic sound to fit the location of my birth. That's where the Luisa came from. So far as I know, she just liked the name Danielle.

4) Does your name mean anything?
"Famous woman warrior" and "God is my judge".

5) Nickname(s)?
Lui-Chan, My Puff, Shug, and people have taken to calling me Trel online.

6) What do you think you look like?
Childish, smiley (perpetual subtle grin like a dolphin), diminutive, a few pounds more than I would prefer.

7) Date of birth?
December 3, 1981

8) Place of birth and current location?
I was born in Corpus Christi, Texas. I was raised from age five on in Chattanooga, Tennessee. I'm working very hard to remedy the current status of my location! *laugh*

9) Nationality?
American.


10) Astrology sign?
Sagittarius

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Cock. ^_^

12) Religion?
I can safely identify myself as agnostic and a perpetual seeker of spiritual truth and gratification.

13) What's your favorite smell?
Heeee... tomato plants, freshly watered gardens, strawberries, chlorine, Autumn, the ocean, hibachi stirfry, baking bread, the body of my lovers.

14) Political position?
Libertarian! XD

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Green tea.

16) Hair + eye color?
My hair could be any color at any given time. Red seems to be everyone's favorite. I like black. At the moment, it's my natural dark blonde. My eyes are green.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Meh... dunno. I apparently look like lots of nonfamous people. Everyone tells me that I look very familiar.

18) What do you look like?
Short, shapely, extremely fair-skinned, younger than I actually am, and I seem to give off a mingled sense of desire and comfort. That's what I've been told at least.

19) Any unusual talents?
I'd like to think this isn't an unusual talent, but I channel the feelings of the people I love. Apparently, I'm an immense source of comfort. Again, it's what I've been told. I HATE answering questions like these. It makes me come across as narcissistic.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
The only thing I do with my left hand is write and draw. Everything else is done with the right.

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Pansexual all the way. I'm pleased with anything I might find under the clothing of a prospective lover. I seem to be the most strongly attracted to bisexual men and women. They have a unique psychological makeup that is not present in people who are only attracted to one gender (straight OR gay).

22) What do you do for a living?
I am studying Broadcast Captioning. It pays very well and will allow me to relocate and get back into art or film school. On the side, I am a temporary slave to the public at Wal-Mart.

23) What do you do for fun?
So many things. Daydreaming and fantisizing top the list. I also love hiking, swimming, rock climbing, drawing, collecting and learning to play instruments, singing, painting, learning, cooking, belly-dancing, reading, watching movies, gardening, getting to spend time with people I love.... I could go on!

24) Materials to work with?
acrylic paint, conte, pencil, ink, pastels (chalk and oil), camera, videocamera, and I'm open to just about anything.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
It would be nice to be more knowledgable in photoshop.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
I am very, very, close to my maternal grandparents. My grandfather has been a very important masculine figure in my life. I've had less of a relationship with my paternal grandparents.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
To be perfectly honest, I have a husband, and we have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. And there are ALWAYS openings for more. The lines blur between friend and "more" for me.

28) Crush?
I have so many, all the time, and they can be crippling. I thought I was supposed to outgrow this sort of thing!

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
If I had to narrow it down to two, Malcolm McDowell and Lori Petty. Nums...

30) Current worries?
The health of my cat, the stuggles of my family, bills, getting myself through school in one piece, the mental health of my husband. GAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
You want me to name names? All the wonderful people at the Animated Lust forum, many of whom I've had the pleasure of knowing in real life. I'm also rather taken with some of the people on Deviantart and Livejournal such as =idolhands and *Smitkins and *lily-fox


34) Do you burn or tan?
I burn. I have the complexion of a redhead, but not the hair! I wouldn't want to tan anyway, even if I could. Dark skin is lovely when you're born with it, but not when it's burned onto you.

35) Ever break a bone?
Never have.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Any granola cereal.

37) Person you cry with?
My mother, my husband, several of my friends. I cry out of any heightened emotion, not just sadness.

38) Any sisters?
One sister, 8 years my senior.

39) Any brothers?
One brother, 10 years my junior.

40) Any pets?
At the moment, two cats. A 7-year-old female gray tortoiseshell named Isis (though if we'd known what a terror she would grow up to be, we would have named her Eris!) and large, fluffy, black 9-month-old kitten named Figment. Full name: Figment P. Korsokov.

41) An illness?
Allergies and headaches.

42) A pager?
Nope.

43) A personal phone line?
Nope.

44) A cell phone?
I have one, but I wouldn't go posting it around in public on the internet.

45) A visible birthmark?
One on the nape of my neck and a faint one on my forearm.

46) A pool or hot tub?
I don't have the pleasure of owning either, but I'd be all too happy to befriend someone who does!

47) A car?
1992 midnight blue Honda Accord.

48) Personality?
Affectionate, emotional, easily delighted, enthusiastic, obsessive, perhaps overly sexual, peaceful, a tad insecure about scaring people away, forgiving, thankful, inquisitive, open-minded, blunt, empathetic, great lover of solitude.

49) Driving?
Urm... yes?

50) Your clothing style?
Most of the time, it's merely functional. I haven't had time to explore and find the clothing I would truly love.

51) Room?
The walls are dark violet-blue, plastered with all manner of framed posters such as "Erasorhead", "My Neighbor Totoro", "The Seven Samurai", and an adorable shot of a naked Bjork covering herself with a banana leaf. Old stuffed animals line the walls, and there's a TV on my dresser with a playstation 2 and several older gaming consoles.

52) What’s missing?
An African Grey parrot, dammit!

53) School?
In college.

54) Bed?
Mmmm... my absolute favorite place to be.

55) Relationship with your parents?
Ridiculously good. My friends say I'm the only person they know who has a completely healthy relationship with their family. *sheepish* That could be why I'm simply lacking in the interesting angst department.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
Sometimes.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in infatuation at first sight. I'm guilty of that all the time. Love at first sight occurs when you first see your newborn baby. I have not known that love yet.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Yes. Friends seem to agree with me considering the frequency in which they spill themselves upon me. *laugh*

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
I want to see the world. That's probably a very common dream.

60) Get along with your parents?
This is the same question as 55.

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
Sometimes.

62) Pray?
Not in the strictest sense of the word. Thought and meditation are more accurate words for what I do.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
I don't know. I often entertain the thought. But... would be be reincarnating on this world only? Or would all the souls from all the life in the Universe be intermingling and being born on all the various places that hold sentient life? Maybe that's why some of us are a bit more "out-there"....

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Give or take.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
NO. I like to communicate in person or by text. I HATE the phone.

66) Like to eat?
God, yes.

67) Like to exercise?
Yes, but mostly through swimming or hiking or other such activities I actually deem fun.

68) Like to watch sports?
Never.

69) Sing in the car?
At the top of my lungs. XD

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
My dreams are always fraught with seething sexual desire and unresolved sexual tension. I also have lots of dreams about trying to protect helpless animals like kittens or chicks.

71) Dream in color?
Yes.

72) Do you have nightmares?
I haven't had nightmares for years. Most of my dreams are simply bemusing, entertaining, or outright delightful.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nah. Who needs those when you have real cats?

74) What's right next to you?
Rows of computers.

75) What's on your favorite mug?
It's just a big, black mug. Functional and able to hold lots of liquid.

76) What's on your mouse pad?
"Dell"

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
spearmint

78) Your brand of deodorant?
*laugh* Secret

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Well, I went to Disney World. It was heaven.

80) Your dream husband/wife?
I have him. He is my best friend in the entire world and we allow each other to run rampant with our desires and fantasies. And fortunately, we have plenty in common with those desires and fantasies. Also, we relate to our friends similarly, so he doesn't think it's weird or creepy that I'm almost in love with every friend we have.

81) What's hiding in your closet?
Hmmmm.... several things that might not be considered legal in the state of Tennessee. *laugh*

82) Under your bed?
I don't have an "under the bed". My matress is on da floor.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Meg. She is the awesome.

84) Your bad time of the day?
Afternoon... I do best in morning and night.

85) Your worst fear(s)?
A life not lived to its full potential. Losing the ones I love. Lightning.

86) What's the weather like?
It's hot, but not yet unbearable. Give it a few weeks though. I HATE the deep south in summer.

87) Your favorite time of year?
Fall!!!! Spring is nice too, but it's a bit soured by the fact that it's followed by Summer.

88) Your favorite holiday?
Halloween. It's me anniversary.

89) A material weakness?
Not really.... I've gotten out of obsessing over the material.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Most people here would think sushi. I do love sushi.

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Graduate and move to San Francisco, California!

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Growing up is a good and beautiful thing as long as you retain your sense of childlike wonder. Innocence is overrated, but wonder is a necessity.

93) A pet peeve?
Xenophobes.

94) Your scariest moment?
Both of my surgeries.

95) Your attitude about love?
Love is my everything.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Gah... nothing comes to mind! I'll get back to you on this one.

97) The worst feeling in the world?
No longer feeling. (Good answer) Any feeling is better than numbness.

98) The best feeling in the world?
When people I love readily accept and return my love.


99) Who sent this to you?
=idolhands

Thanks, love... t'was fun!



100) 5 people to send this test to?

~MegServo
*webmyrcury
*Smitkins
~Subject-222
*lily-fox

I just couldn't resist this one! Borrowed from someone elses journal.



"One True Pairing" Ship: 2D/Noodle (Gorillaz)

"One True Threesome" Ship: 2D/Noodle/Murdoc (Gorillaz)

"One True Foursome" Ship: 2D/Noodle/Murdoc/Russel (Gorillaz) *wicked grin*

"Canon" Ship: Knuckles/Julie-Su (Sonic the Hedgehog)

"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Vash/Meryl (Trigun)

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork"-ship: Spike/Julia (Cowboy Bebop.. I don't care if it IS canon!!!)

"You are one sick bastard" ship: Charlie/Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)... but I find it strangely alluring... delightfully alluring...

"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Nny/Squee (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)... aging Squee just a bit.

"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Lupin/Zenigata (Lupin III)

"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Severus Snape/James Potter (Harry Potter)... need I say anymore?

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Harry Potter/Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)... I'm surprised to find that it appeals to me when well written!

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Snape/Hermione (Harry Potter)

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: 2D/Murdoc (Gorillaz). It takes a lot to get me to truly enjoy this pairing. Excellent art and fics help quite a bit, but I just don't quite feel they mesh. Sexy as hell, though!

"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Alucard/Seras (Hellsing)

"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Spike/Edward (Cowboy Bebop)

"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: None come to mind.

Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: 2D/Noodle (Gorillaz), handsdown!!!

"My first, I could never abandon you" ship: Probably Vash/Meryl (Trigun). I still obsess over this pairing.

Favorite Devotionship: Christopher Carrion/Candy Quackenbush (Abarat). I love how he obsesses....

Favorite Never-met ship: Vegeta (DBZ)/Shampoo (Ranma 1/2). Don't ask. :rotfl:

Favorite Abuseship: Jackson/Lisa (Red Eye)

Favorite Rapeship: Ryoga/Girl-Type Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

Favorite "Awwww Genki!" ship: I'm not sure what that means... *blush*

Favorite Pervyship: Nny/Squee (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Favorite Dominance!Battle ship: Zim/Dib (Invader Zim)


Six Ships I Love

1) 2D/Noodle (Gorillaz)
2) Willy Wonka/Charlie (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
3) Snape/Harry (Harry Potter)
4) Kaworu/ANYBODY (Evangelion)
5) Zim/Dib (Invader Zim)
6) Nny/Squee (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Noticing a trend? 4/6 are huge age gaps.

Three Ships I Liked, But Don't Anymore

I don't think I've ever stopped liking ANY of them.


Three Ships I Don't Like

10) Asuka/Rei (Evangelion)
11) Lucius/Severus (Harry Potter)
12) Dib/Gaz (Invader Zim)

Two Ships I Am Curious About, But Don't Actually Ship

13) Harry/Voldemort (Harry Potter)
14) Count/Albert (Gankutsuou)

1.) Why do you dislike #11 so much? [Snape/Lucius]
They hate each other! And not in a sexy intense way like Zim and Dib. There's no chemistry at all.

2.) Who is someone you know that ships #13 [Harry/Voldemort]
Don't know anyone personally.

3.) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (even if the show isn't on the air anymore)? [Snape/Harry] Any scandelous late night detention meeting with an unexpected twist. I like that Snape would be drawn to Harry because of his mother's eyes, seeing how he was in love with Harry's mother.


4.) Which is your favorite episode for #1? Try to pick just one. [2D/Noodle]
Urm... not really an episode to choose from.. but if we're going for shipping, the Feel Good Inc. music video was nice.

5.) How long have you been following couple #6? [Nny/Squee]
Since I first read JtHM. Maybe four years ago.

6.) What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring? N/A

7.) Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4? [Kaworu/ANYBODY or Charlie/Wonka]
#4 is so excitingly taboo, but #2 features Kaworu who is my ultimate lust object and I think he's fascinating and dynamic playing off of just about any character.

8.) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12. [Asuka/Rei or Dib/Gaz]
Meh... Asuka/Rei I guess. It just does nothing for me.

9.) What interests you about #14? [Count/Albert]
Ah.. the corruption of an innocent by an older more powerful figure... I can see myself loving it already!

10.) When did you stop liking #7? N/A

11.) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show? N/A

12.) What's a song that reminds you of #5? [Zim/Dib]
Hee... 'Shut Me Up' by Mindless Self Indulgence. XD

13.) Which of these ships do you love the most?
2D/Noodle. *purr*

14.) Which do you dislike the most?
Rei/Asuka.

15.) If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different shows)
2D/Noodle and Wonka/Charlie. It would be a strange combination, but they have something in common with the whole forbidden age difference thing.

16.) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like. [Charlie/Wonka]
That will NEVER EVER happen canon-wise.

17.) Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely? [Kaworu/ANYBODY]
Well... it was bittersweet in the case of Kaworu/Shinji. Because Kaworu loves Shinji, he wants to sacrifice his angelic status to save the human race. He dies, but how romantic is that!?!?

18.) What would make you start shipping #13? [Harry/Voldemort]
Some VERY nice fanfic.

19.) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6? [Charlie/Wonka or Nny/Squee]
Nny/Squee much more tickles my sick fancy. As implausable as it is!

20.) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them? [Asuka/Rei]

All is as it should be, honestly!