Another LONG meme taken from yet again. She's been very quiz happy lately, and this one looked kinda fun.

(001) Your gender: Female
(002) Sexual orientation: I prefer the term pansexual.
(003) Single? No
(004) Do you want to be? I love my Marten very much, so no!
(005) Your birthday: December 3, 1981
(006) Age you wish you were: I'm fine with my age now. I do wish I could freeze the aging process right now, though.
(007) Your height: 5'1"
(008) The color of your eyes: green
(009) The color of your hair: Dark blonde, my natural color.
(010) Piercings: None. Had a pierced nipple once, but my nipple ended up rejecting the ring.
(011) Tattoos: None yet, but I want some!

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? No!
(013) Do drugs? The occasional cannabis and absinthe, yes please.
(014) Read the newspaper? Sometimes, in the break room at work.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? I don't IM much these days.
(017) Take walks in the rain? I love to as long as there's no lightning! *cower*
(018) Drive? Yes.
(019) Like to drive fast? I guess I do, because I do it.
(020) Hurt yourself? Nah.

HAVE YOU EVER

(021) Been out of the country? Briefly went into Mexico, and went to Puerto Rico, but that doesn't count. Common wealth.
(022) Been in love? I am now.
(023) Done drugs? Everyone's done drugs. Caffeine anyone? It's a mind-altering substance, you know. But yes. I judge each drug individually. No kneejerk "drugs are bad" reactions from me.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? I love skinny dipping. ONLY way to swim! Certainly the comfiest way to swim.
(025) Had any type of surgery? I've had oral surgery and I've had a benign breast lump removed.
(026) Ran away from home? Nope.
(027) Played strip poker? No, but I've played strip Uno.
(028) Gotten beaten up? No.
(029) Been picked on? Oh yes. Worst of it was in the fifth grade.
(030) Been on stage? Yep, several times over my life for different reasons.
(031) Slept outdoors? Yep. Camping is wonderful if it's not too hot.
(032) Thought about suicide? No. No depression ever got me that low.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? A few times. I need my sleep, so it's rare.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Just under two days.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes. Mostly with my husband when he was my boyfriend, but once or twice with other friends.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Indeed!
(037) Slept all day? Not since summers when I was a teenager.
(038) Killed someone? I can't even stand to kill spiders and wasps!
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope!
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Nope. That's not me. I at LEAST have to be acquainted with you!
(042) Kissed the same sex? Many times.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Yes.
(044) Been betrayed? No, not really. Nothing life shattering anyway.
(045) Broken the law? Yes. But nothing TOO bad, you know. I'm pretty sure fellatio is still illegal in my state. ::
(046) Met a famous person? I've met Bruce Campbell and Toby Hooper off the top of my head.
(047) Been on radio/TV? TV, yes, radio, no. Nothing big, just me in a crowd shot at school or something.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? No. Smelly, claustrophobic chaos!!!
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Not really.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nah. We offer each other a bit of constructive criticism on occasion, but open communication is a huge thing for us.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Recurring themes mostly, such as trying to protect little animals from danger.


APPAREL

(052) Shoe brand: Hell if I know. All that mattered was that they fit.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Navy blue shirts and khaki pants. When I quit Wal-Mart, I'm never wearing that combo ever again!
(054) Wear hats? Sometimes. Don't make a habit of it.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Hell no. I try not to judge anyone at all period, but if I must, I usually go by character.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? I wear a light face powder in the summer to keep my face from being so shiny and sweaty.
(057) Favorite place to shop: Amazon.com.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: This hot little dressy man-hat I bought, but have yet to wear out.
(059) Are you trendy: Hardly.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

(060) Life on other planets: Of course! The universe is so utterly enormous. How could anyone possibly think that we're the only conscious beings in the entire cosmos????
(061) Miracles? Life itself is such a miracle.
(062) Astrology? *shrug* It's fun and interesting, but "believe" isn't the right word.
(063) Magic? Not in the traditional sense, so no, I guess. But if I'm gonna wax poetic, I would say that all of existence is magic.
(064) God? I'm largely agnostic about the issue. I don't think it's as simple as "God" and "Satan". I think there may be something large and all-encompassing going on and we're all a part of it along with every other living entity in the cosmos, but I have my doubts that any of us could possibly truly understand it. I sure don't believe in some bearded old white man up on a cloud.
(065) Satan? Not in the literal sense. See above.
(066) Santa? One could argue that Santa is the spirit of giving, and that when my mom was sneaking around and making like Santa, she really was Santa.
(067) Ghosts? I don't know. I'm fascinated by them, though. And scared to death of them in movies! O_O
(068) Luck? I don't know.
(069) Love at first sight? Lust and/or infatuation at first sight in most cases. Love at first sight in the case of gazing upon your newborn baby (or kitten or puppy) for the first time. So I suppose my answer is yes.
(070) Yin and Yang? It's all about balance, yo.
(071) Witches? Well, I know there are people who THINK they are witches. Maybe they are. Hell if I know.
(072) Easter bunny? See my answer for Santa.
(073) Fidelity? Yes.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Not in the literal sense. All of this is metaphorical you realize!


LOVE

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? Nope. Best word in the world.
(076) Do you remember your first love? I don't remember his name, but I was only four, so not a big surprise there.
(077) Still love him/her? Fuzzy feelings of fondness. I was FOUR.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Never has been for me.
(079) What do you find romantic? Comfortable silences, long philosophical discussions in the darkness late into the night.
(080) Turn-on: Many, many, many things. I've got a full list on my Livejournal with long elaborations. Here's a shortened version of it. Beautiful hands, aliens, questionable consent, strange or elaborate clothing, anthropomorphic animals, androgyny, age difference, unique voices, insanity, angels and demons, bisexuality and pansexuality, articulate talkers, and transgender roleplay. And if we're talking just plain old real life, the things that turn me on most are intelligence, kindness, a sharp sense of humor, and a slight sadistic streak.
(081) Turn-off: Shallowness, ignorance, and many many traits that much of the population has, sadly.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? I don't know if anyone would answer yes to this, but OF COURSE NOT. Personality is sexy, ya know? That goes for the ladies and the gentlemen.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Never even think about it. Everyone should ask everyone out and not waste their time worrying about such a thing.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Physically unattractive by whose standards? Physical attractiveness is an arbitrary thing. One person might find someone hot that another person wouldn't. But yes, I have been hot and bothered by people that do not fit the conventional standards of beauty, but the conventional standards are BORING to me!
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I know that some of them do.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? Friendship bread!
(087) Are you in love? I am.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(088) That made you laugh? My husband Marten. He makes me laugh all the time.
(089) That laughed at you? Again, Marten.
(090) That turned you on? Vladimir Nabokov. I was reading 'Lolita' last night. You should SEE this man's prose!
(091) You went shopping with? Grocery shopping with da husband.
(092) To disappoint you? The folks at Caption Colorado for not hiring me yet!!!!
(093) To ask you out? It's been a long time. I can't remember.
(094) To make you cry? The lady who wrote the poem "Do Not Stand at my Grave and Weep". So beautiful!!!
(095) To brighten up your day? My cat, Figment.
(096) That you thought about? Probably Marten. We've been reclusive lately.
(097) You saw a movie with? Marten, naturally.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Marten, again! But before him, Mom.
(099) You talked to through IM? Meg, I think It's been a LOOOOONG time.
(100) You saw? Marten.
(101) You turned down? I can't remember.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(104) Smiled? I'm always smiling.
(105) Laughed? This morning, at my cats.
(106) Cried? Last night while listening to my new Libera album. So beautiful.
(107) Bought something? Pizza for lunch!
(108) Danced? This morning.
(109) Were sarcastic? Probably today.
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Today. Kissed and hugged my husband and two cats.
(111) Talked to an enemy? I don't think I have any.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Pretty recently. I have tons of favorites, though.
(113) Talked on the phone? Sunday night.
(114) Listened to the radio? In the car this afternoon while driving to the lake to swim. Classical station.
(115) Watched TV? Today. I watch and caption the news everyday for practice until I can get hired.
(116) Went out? Today. Swimming.
(117) Helped someone? Sunday at work.
(118) Sang? Right now. I'm always singing.

119) Said "I love you"? Say it all the time to everyone in my house. Cats and husband.
(120) Got drunk? Been a month or so, I'd say. And I wasn't really drunk, just a wee bit tipsy.

I'll probably X-post this to my LJ just for the heck of it.